A salesman entered a client’s office. No one was in the office
except a big dog who was sweeping the floor. The salesman
stared at the dog.
The dog looked up
and said, “Don’t be surprised, this is part of my job.”
“Incredible”, said
the salesman, “I can’t believe it, a talking dog! I’m going to
tell your boss.”
“Oh no,” pleaded
the dog, “Please don’t! If he finds out I can talk, he’ll make
me answer the phones!”
An airline pilot to
his passengers:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some
bad news.
The bad news is that we have a hijacker on board.
The good news is that he wants to go to Hawaii!”
At the travel
agency where I work, we get numerous phone calls.
Once a frantic woman wanted a zip code for Greece.
“I’m sorry”, I told her, “This is a travel agency, not a
Post Office.”
She protested, “You send people to Greece, don’t you?”
“Yes, we do,” I replied, “but not in an envelope!”
Our son comes home
from college every weekend. On Sunday nights he usually leaves
in a rush, grabbing whatever clothing is handy.
“Your brother”, I complained, “has taken all my hangers
back to school with him.”
“I know what you mean,” he answered, “He took them to
visit my socks!”
Students in a
Russian course at New York University approached their first
class with some apprehension about its difficulty.
The professor entered the classroom, followed by his dog.
Before saying a word to the students, he commanded the dog
to sit, beg, lie down and roll over, all in Russian.
The dog obeyed each command perfectly.
“See how easy Russian is”, the professor said, “even a dog
can learn it!”
These jokes are a
perfect way of evaluating your students’ comprehension.
Tell the joke and
then check out who is laughing!!!
A Nice Thought
“Everyone smiles in the same language!”